original post: https://redd.it/auquak
Who needs a condom when you have a Submariner with a red aftermarket bezel insert?
accidentalrolex by bonerwashington
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Who needs rubber duckies when you have a toy like this?
Who needs an SO when you have tiddy gifs? Happy Valentines Day
who needs a bra when you have lace
who needs a toilet when you have a girlfriend?
Who needs bra cups when you have tits this perky?
Who needs a urinal when you have a black slut?
Who needs Easter eggs when you have these titties!
Who needs a bathroom when you have the great outdoors??
Who needs a toilet when you have a shower
Who needs a blanket when you have me to keep you toasty?
