Pasco Sheriff cops said they shot Jerry Dwight Brown during a
They said when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Where are
Play airsoft they said, it will be nice they said...
I think he misunderstood what I meant when I said “pull up
realizing what she just said
She woke up today and said "Choose war? No, I AM War."
If my body could talk, she’d said, “fuck me 😜.” [f]
In 1991, Princess Diana insisted on participating in Prince Harry's
Someone said my ass was too big I hope someone appreciates it
“Bro...HAND...I said I was OK with HAND”
A woman came up to me today and said my top was inappropriate
My dad said he knows what we were doing 😅
Just the Tip, She Said.
She said she would do anything for a raise
Importance of a seat belt and airbags. Dude said NOT TODAY to
I told my date I wasn’t wearing a bra. He said, “oh really?
Officer John Cox in Texas assaulted an unarmed man for no reason
As Ukrainians said : "Welcome to hell bois".
Someone said that you guys love busty blonde girls… So here
At that moment, Billy knew what his mother meant when she said,
She said HolUp
he said sucking his dick while he games makes me wife material
the mods said im the first verified 2005 baby ;)
She said we done when I say we done
My coworker Shawn said he saw one of titty drops on here! I hope
Bro said "Your boyfriend is handsome? can he do this?" then proceeds
You said your were gonna slap me
My fuck buddy cancelled on me because he said I’m too hairy,
she said she was a virgin…
You said you needed help finding a book? 😇 [GIF]
My ex said I wasn't pretty enough for him, mb I will be for you
In 1993, singer Reba McEntire stepped onstage wearing a red velvet
Straight friend said I suck dick better than any girl he has
I’ve gotten so many requests to see my booty butt the truth
Gov. Cuomo said today, "They don't do that" re: police using
I said"Flaps up"
I don't think this is what they meant when they said "10 &
Caption said it’s a perfect gift…
My BF said he needs help covering my face, he can only do so
The way he said it.. bet it wasn’t hos first time 😏
"Go Harder " she said (watch until end)
my neighbor said he loves seeing my tits
"Imagine the endless possibilities whit a 3D printer, imagination
Russian soldier attempts to evade Ukrainian armed drone, in trenches
Guy said he is down to anything
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. I'm all yours.
My last two posts you said the cum wasn’t in my mouth and I
Wife said this is her friend's first anal sex