Protip of the day: Never let the intrusive thoughts win
Protip: use the dimples to go deeper
Always start with the small one... [protip]
Protip: turn on a fan for some white noise so that your roommates
Protip: If you bind their hands behind your back, they can't
Life protip: don’t walk towards the guy threatening you with
Protip: Get VERY Good at Giving Orders...it's HOT 🥵🥵
Protip:If you can’t sleep, masturbate [OC]
Protip: wash dick before sucking
Protip: Keep fuckmeat in your sauna if you feel like masturbating
Stockings really accentuates a suction dildo √ [protip]
When you think that cute innocent girl isn't like that. Protip:
protip: don't offer him 5 gum
Protip: shower in slow motion to save water!
Protip: wear a cock-ring after a session to maximize gains
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Protip: [F]eeling yourself up in the shower gets you squeaky
Protip: tiny women make ur cock look huge (OC)
Antiwork protips to live by
Hitler protip🤑🤑
PROTIP: Good Girls appreciate heavy balls slapping their clit.
A protip: jerk through the orgasm to get a good result
PROTIP: You don’t have to stop when you cum. Keep going. [OC]
protip for straight jocks: if they look like this and have a
ProTip: Magic Wands are PERFECT for GOONING, Keep Vibrating while
#ProTip To Help #Sleep & #WakingUp #SleepApnea
Protip: Jam your Cock down her throat and see how much harder
Protip: Don't queue right after a new Talk Tuah episode premieres