I made my pup Olive this tennis ball catapult

Possibly my favourite plot twist of all time

My neighbour getting a tad upset after the football result last

Guess my age

I was asked to share this here. Watch till the end. I didn’t

I decided to step up on my anniversary gift this year. Nothing

Hundreds of gnat larvea headed for my garden bed

"I'm gonna make everybody touch my piss", WCGW?

At women’s hospital waiting room, exactly what my expecting

This is one of my biggest concerns while driving on a highway...

Finger my butt in public, why don’t you...?

I have lost all my hope in Humanity...

My dreams are better

Using my hand to demonstrate how mosquitoes use heat to track

this was almost my favorite part of going to fairs

WCGW showing my students what a floppy disk looks like?

House across my street blew up and my house almost caved in

Smack my bitch up - The Prodigy (1997), if you’ve never seen

If this ain’t in my future I don’t want it

Every time I jump a piece of my outfit disappears! :)

Camping with friends and I got my drone out

My mind, Laws of physics and human possibilities. all shattered.

Love getting cumshots in my mouth in public

Someone posted my art on this subreddit and it reached the front

She spilled my coffee. 🤦

My guy doesn’t give a fuck

This is my hometown now

This eyewash in one of my labs

My friend's gf sent me this...

My mom caught our roomba having sex with our scale

Crabs are now my favourite. Chad Crab!!!

NSFW - Tampa Bay wins the Superbowl and little Billy finds out

Dr. Dre and Eminem created Eminem’s first hit song “My Name

My neighbor stealing my shit barefoot and pantsless, a classic

My friend painted me a painting but it took me almost a year

Thanks, I hate rats under my floor

This is a video my dad sent to his girlfriend one his way home

A bit nervous, but this is (f)or those few people who requested

Shout out to the lady that solidified my awful back problems.

This is what gravity has done to my boobs, but I still like them

WCGW pointing a shotgun at my toes

My hands are clammy too.

MRW I’m a model (F22) and the camera man zooms in on my ass

A naked guy tried to enter my house and then proceeded to jack

Just happened this morning in my city

I risked my boss seeing my titties for you guys

I'm just gonna put my arm in a alligators mouth, what could possibly

"Let me rub one out on top of my car in traffic..."