Southern Sea Lion chases down a Gentoo Penguin

Leopard Seal decapitating and eating a Gentoo Penguin

Sea Lion hunting Gentoo Penguins

Gentoo users as toddlers

A pair of Skuas steal a Gentoo penguin chick and eat its face

When you've spent the entire week staring into the terminal trying

Use Gentoo

Compiling the kernel with distcc in pump mode for the laughs.