As promised. My Jackson Pollock impression.

Another from the archives. If there’s enough interest in these

This seems so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack. (Headphones

A glance in dad’s pants

Everybody’s welcome on the big deck.

For those Googling “Dad with fat semi in slow motion”

Another exciting conclusion for my faithful followers. Wait for

Making a mess

Been a while since I posted sans pants

Just an outtake made so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack.

Still into girthy dads?

I shall not rest until every adult American has seen my penis.

Is it still gray sweats season?

Heavy as it looks.

Hey Neighbor👋

Rather it was your hands

Does anyone see this if I post to my profile instead of a subreddit?

JUMBO outtake from the archive.

From the Sunday night archives.

Undeleted ?

My ridiculous head

Dad with fly open.

The gun show

This is douchey.. but having a good bulge day. 💥

Ok music fans, name this song 🎵

Just saying hi

Just one from the archives - blowing down the big deck

Flip on the telly. Wrestle with Jimmy..

Evening Redditors

R U Mine?

Subtle

Flip on the Telly. Wrestle with Jimmy.

Slap

Subtle

Huevos

When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?

The ol Slap 👋

Business Time

Hi

Dad's big ol semi

TP roll test

Anatomically correct

Making another mess

Commando on vacation

Evening, Redditors.

Before zoom call

Morning Reddit

5 secs of my balls