That thing has a mind of its own 😏🦍

Can you 👀 it? 🐍

What if you woke up and found me underneath your Christmas tree?

I’m Daddy 👿😤👿

Just trying to make sure that I leave an impression 😏

🐎 Horses don’t stop, they keep going 😤👿

It’s my Reddit Birthday , here’s a treat 🍫

I wonder who I’ll be fucking into the New Year? 🤔😈

That thick dick be THANGIN 🍆👿

Happy Black Friday!!! What are you shopping for?? 🎁

Should I let him out? 🐍😏🦍

That 🍆 has some weight to it 😏🦍