U wanted your mom to be the first one to know that you got selected

Your girlfriend’s tinder is still active

I guess size matters

Do you know what your wife does when you are not around

Your mom won’t be able to walk for a week

She told u he is just a friend

I guess it might be some big reason.

Girls night out

By the looks of it .....only u have to wear condom

Your loving sister

How your girlfriend rewards your bully for being better than

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She told u size doesn’t matter

Your mom deepthroated your bully’s dick I front of you.

Ur mom gave up her ass