I think Sir might just enjoy your sleepovers more than you do...

Now repeat after me. "I'm a precious little princess and my Daddy

If it wasn't already blindingly obvious, the sound of your muffled

Until you can prove to Sir that you have learned your lesson,

Now I could be wrong but Daddy is almost certain that he enjoys

There is something quite therapeutic about the sound of your

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Even when Daddy isn't wearing trousers, he still needs his belt.

Allow Sir to appease that appetite, little Girl.

Although Sir's technique could be considered questionable, when

How can you look Daddy in the eye and tell him you've been a

Nothing satisfies Sir more than taking off his belt after a long,

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