Daddy and Jr.

Every time I wear these pants when I'm driving Uber it ends in

Sometimes I fantasize about doing this with no words when I have

I almost got caught by my next passenger edging in between Uber

I've been edging but three days and I'm leaking on my morning

Who is going to find me on my morning jog today??

Imagine you order an Uber Black and your driver is dressed like

Help me with the hard to reach places?

Your Uber has arrived

Accepting applications for an early morning jogging partner