u earned this

"why were you in the shower for over an hour??"

Float softly and carry a big stick

Family bonding

Never give up

When they aren't aggressively shitting everywhere, seagulls are

Destiny is calling me

Science Fact: Brown cows produce chocolate milk

I think I downloaded the wrong Super Mario Bros. movie...

When the Backrooms Entity puts the new forgis on the Jeep 🍑👀

🦅🦅

2fast4u

Final meme to ever be made on this phone (shattered in the line