Will I ever look my age? [35]

“I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve

“Everything… is sex. You understand That what I’m telling

Does this inspire you? 36F

Well have you ever had skittles? It's all sugar.

Smile if you love men's prostates!

Trying to distract myself from the fireworks I despise.

“It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

A throwback for your Tuesday!

“I just want, for once, a smart, professional, decisive, well-hung

"Oh my god boys. We are officially dealing with a fucking samsquantch."

“With my body, I will worship you.” 36F

"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."

"You're jittery from skittles?!" 36F

"When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." 36F