congrats on your first girlfriend lil man 🫡 maybe now he'll

Got home from work last night past midnight and I hear this noise

Can 4 year old tortoise produce eggs?

Oh, Dear, He took over my Moccasins! I know I'm a perv for recording.

Today I received this yellow footed tortoise

Feeding Frenzy

How I get appreciated for my cleaning 5 seconds ago

Love on The Rocks

I don't want to share this but I fear for the safety of these

I guess his daily salad wasn’t enough, he still hungry. Ouch

Sunday funday

What kind of tortoise is this

Fredrick occasionally falls in love with footwear... (LEWD)

He does this after smelling my skin ?

Thor moved on from propane tanks to 5 gallon buckets.

Hope you all have a sense of humor, turn sound on

Tortoise Bangin at the Zoo

My Russian tortoise is bleeding from the mouth