"What do you think left tit, should I give this chick her big

My Tattoo Artist said I would end up paying dearly, when I couldn’t

My roommate said he needed a date to a party, just to show off

IM TOO HORNY I NEED HELP! My sister had a dildo sitting on her

My wife and I bought X-Change Clone pills of each other to experiment.

When I hoped realities to find a better life I didn’t expect

"Come on, old man. You're only making it weird for yourself.