Thirty drops are a thing, I guess this is a ball drop?

I labor all day yesterday, so I'm taking today off.

It's my cake day, so I got you a present!

Does this gif make my cock look fat?

Behold the bouncing penis!

My first gif in a while

Give it a little slap

Cue jaws theme song

How was your Labor Day?

Can anyone follow me? I'm really bad at this.