Should have listened the first time!

You were very worried, what was the worst that could happen?

Get well soon!

It was a hell of an arrangement!

It was a long car ride!

No one visits just so they can talk, how naive are you?

You could rest easy knowing your wife and home were being taken

All that wine on an empty stomach, it must have gone straight

You were obsessively texting, she was being stretched out. (Also

Congratulations and welcome to fatherhood ;)

You thought it'd be nice for your wife to make new friends.

A ride to remember

Will you help me out?

Oops, what are you thinking about? 😏

Ready for some fun

Missing the sweet 🍑 of this baby girl ( A 🐕to remember)