When you eat Moe’s, you pay the price
At Moe’s today, they had to remake my Wrong Doug right after
It ain’t Thursday, but my Friday night is going to be all about
In preparation for Moes Thursday, I ate a Publix sub sandwich
This is what taking a shit is supposed to sound like, more or
I got cocky eating that wrong Doug. Now I must pay the piper.
Can't wait to have this again this Thursday boys!