Looked at my semen with a Carlson microflip at 250x, is what

Just recorded a one of the flea alive in my room via microscope

Finally got around to put sperm under the microscope

What are these little octopus looking things in mucus. It’s

BEARD / CHIN hair with sebum up close

Any thoughts about this sperm with two tails and what looks like

Good news. I'm fertile!

Raining Blood Cells

Was digging around in my lungs. Unidentified flagellate(???)

Any experts want to tell me about my sperms?