Your ex left you for bigger take and it looks she’s taken you
She’s never had a cock like his before
She belongs to them now
Your wife has a great Uber rating
He fucked her years ago in college, now he’s fucking her again
Her ex is just so much bigger
She said she wanted to head home and see her family for a few
Some guys just take all the girls for themselves
Your friend was kind enough to let you see how talented she is
His cock means more to her than your anniversary
Her boyfriend is on a strict no pussy diet
Oops
When you spotted your old high school bully at a bar you didn’t
She’ll never go back now
She’s been trying to win this promotion for a long time
He won’t knock her up. Yet
It’s not like he’d ever invite you anyway
He’ll make sure his friends get to experience it, and your
Her bull always threatened to castrate you if you didn’t learn
While you’re at home with your hand
Give the woman you love a kiss when she gets home
She always said her best friend was good at MMA, now it’s time
The asshole still won’t leave you alone
