Me and my Assman when my 19 aggression DM gets red carded 4 minutes

My chief scout returning from his trip to South America

My strikerless Hamburg team just turned into 2009 Barcelona.

My player has just scored the most ridiculous goal I've ever

Messi being Messi.

My keeper >>> Your winger

My goalkeeper scores a 90th minute goal while we are 1-2 down

I love 3d match engine...

(NSFW) Benjamin Šeško is now going to be in this keepers thoughts

Broken bones

First time in all my life playing FM have I seen a Guti-esque

The most outrageous finish I've seen in football manager

When your Tier 10 team plays better football than your Serie

Peak Goalkeeping

When your 34 year old striker does this...

Cold nutmeg and assist to win us the game in extra time.

WHAT THE HELL BRUV TEL IS A BEAST

One of the best solo goals I've seen from the halfway line

Talk about complete and utter filth

In what world is this not offside

Penalty appeal then ridiculous own goal, bit sweary when Flores

When you're about to get the biggest win of your career with

When your star player forces a move away from the club and you

Eliteserien - Goal of the season! (Magic volley)

I think both of my players broke

Disallowed unfortunately

Youngster subbed in and took this magnificent Ronaldinho-esque

My jaw dropped when my wonderkid scored this bicycle kick...

I never seen an own goal like this before

Absolutely & utterly filthy

TIL football can make me nut