You don't have the CR to face me.

Alucard’s long walks have derailed hundreds of games.

Prehistoric Planet s2 just premiered and introduced the best

Always be ready to improvise

Permanent problems require PERMANENT solutions

No plans will survive first contact with players

I can’t believe they thought we were going to help them…That’s

Witches and tentacles (Baalbuddy) (solus astorias)

Fixed dnd HP

Fun fact, monks in pf2e can regain a shit ton of hit points in

TIL our cleric can throat sing

At least he remembered he had it at all.

The Bard wasn’t finished with their Lute Solo.

The Presidents Sit Down to Play Some D&D

Dragon trouble

The wizard better be specialized in evocation!

"you may look at boblin. HEY! you do not touch boblin! Only look!"

[OC] Every Time

Our Dungeon Master had a rough weekend

Stop selling your soul!

Made this in honor of one of my players who, after two years

Prehistoric Planet confirmed T-Rex had a rival and it came from

Warlock pacts.

Vicious Mockery is a vicious mockery to the bard spell list

Hmmmmm

The artificer's new invention (Solus Astorias)

Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal is the best show currently on Adult

Cursed items can be bad... or funny

Surprise 'rules' in 5e absolutely suck.

True story

I'm not gonna lie. It's still hot.

Day in the life of a DM

The DM, seconds after describing a dragon to the all-bard party

You get a dragon, and you get a dragon! Everybody gets a dragon!

Very conflicted right now. Very hard to look at the sub. Harder

"I attack"

I mean they do contain a lot o gold though

Fighters' Honest Reaction:

I've been messing with dnd and chat gpt for a while and I managed

A small amount of trolling

The abilities and powers of a god and the gift of immortality

Channel Divinity as a Forge Domain cleric:

The DM IS A LIAR, they MUST BE

Dm moment

Water weirds have made my day

Don't worry about it, seriously

When your DM is too meticulous (slightly nsfw)

My takes are always 100% right and you should always believe