Peencock

My favourite card of all time

When your loved one runs out of curse words

A little Japanese Maple Leaf Pop Up

Sometimes there is only one word (and its variants).

My mother loves getting my cards. Well, love may be an exaggeration.

A card for that special someone who made your terrible day even

When “fuck” isn’t strong enough and you need a magical

Merry Clitmas!

NSFW A little angelic card

Cock fight, but no betting okay?

You have to have “that” kind of mum. I don’t unfortunately.

I’m thankful for my friends, and I’d like to think that I

Yeah. Sometimes you need to. An oldie but still a goodie.

NSFW pop up card for those who have “that” kind of mum

So how ‘bout it? Are you in?

t took me three days to crack the code but I’m absolutely in

I found a solution for my “unhygenic” nails (which are clean

I set out to improve the design of “flying butterflies” so

Apprentice Tattoo

Although I’m 49, I still haven’t grown out of potty humour.