[NSFW] hate crafted a delightful greeting card.

I’m thankful for my friends, and I’d like to think that I

Shaker anyone?

A card for that special someone who made your terrible day even

When your loved one runs out of curse words

I am a borosilicate pipemaker and I mainly use my maker 3 for

A little Japanese Maple Leaf Pop Up

When “fuck” isn’t strong enough and you need a magical

Commissioned resin key tag with adhesive vinyl lettering. I laid

My mother loves getting my cards. Well, love may be an exaggeration.

NSFW pop up card for those who have “that” kind of mum

You have to have “that” kind of mum. I don’t unfortunately.

Sometimes there is only one word (and its variants).

Merry Clitmas!

Although I’m 49, I still haven’t grown out of potty humour.

Peencock

Yeah. Sometimes you need to. An oldie but still a goodie.

NSFW A little angelic card

So how ‘bout it? Are you in?

My favourite card of all time

Cock fight, but no betting okay?

Uncomfortable Word Time. I love this game! Introducing phlegm,