As promised. My Jackson Pollock impression.

Another from the archives. If there’s enough interest in these

Just in-law problems 🫠

A slightly over-caffeinated update

I took a self-care day yesterday, so to make up for it you get

If you need a reason to sneak away from your Christmas Eve party

[21+3] Y’all said you wanted to hear me… Happy Friday!

Yor 🤤

As requested, my MIL is no longer in town, so I don’t have

My MIL is in town, so I have to keep it down 🤫

[18+3] How I make it through back-to-back morning classes and

Roadtrip time! Pretty sure my husband hit that pothole on purpose

[22+4] Everyone has gone to bed, who wants to help me reclaim

This seems so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack. (Headphones

Summertime

A glance in dad’s pants

[18+6] Prenatal yoga never goes as planned, or maybe it goes

[21+0] Last pregnancy, I was able to wear this right to the very

This is what I get for marrying a mechanical engineer

When you’ve got a Christmas concert in an hour but have to

Everybody’s welcome on the big deck.

Side to Side

[18+1] My milk has officially turned back into colostrum!

Merry (early) Christmas NICU babies! - 3864oz/124.7L/30.2gal

For those Googling “Dad with fat semi in slow motion”

[27+2] I love ending my day this way

Another exciting conclusion for my faithful followers. Wait for

[35+5] Happy Mother’s Day! And an update on where I’ve been

Making a mess

[26+6] Last oil of the second trimester!

Been a while since I posted sans pants

Just an outtake made so much dirtier with a porno soundtrack.

the best version of this so far (nsfw)

Pov: First thing you wake up on😋

Yor

Still into girthy dads?

Serial Killer GF preview

[23+1] Stuck in the city so I can’t have the real thing, but

I shall not rest until every adult American has seen my penis.

Is it still gray sweats season?

[27+3] Is this how you’re supposed to wear this?? Asking for

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Heavy as it looks.

stripping

Hey Neighbor👋

A classic

Rather it was your hands

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