#89: ... if the club is full and you're just trying to get in

She's just being a tease. Your girlfriend shouldn't mind.

Not even in the same state.

It's just uh... Stretching.

Not naked? Not cheating.

Still sleeping.

She's just learning how to throat dance

It's not cheating if you don't suck on it

The first one is always free, right?

Just the tip isn't cheating right? How about the whole thing?

You really should be more specific

She's just showing off her outfit to all your friends

Your girlfriend has never been able to say no to her ex

A mutual agreement

She's just trying to help pay rent...that's not cheating.

They're just watching, anyways.

My Girlfriends Slutty Bikini

She was only interested in his abs

Finding a loophole isn't cheating!

It's not cheating baby...

She has to get them something

You got a snap on your girlfriend's "night out with the girls"

Your girlfriend knows how to handle her pervert roommate

Your girlfriend was just flirting!

Babe, I'm on birth control it's not cheating (I'm not)

Truth or dare is never cheating...

She didn't touch his cock

Technically not nude.

Clothing restricts her.

"I'm sorry baby, I promise not to look through your phone again.

Just kissing...

Other people's showers are weird.

He just wants to conserve water. Don't you care about the planet?

She didn't lie. Letting her ex fuck her tight ass does not qualify

Sorry, didn't I tell you it was a porn photoshoot?

She's just taking care of them!

"Plus, he must have really NEEDED it..."

He's bound to fuck her pussy at some point...why are you being

How can you deny him a perfect fit?

If she says she loves you...

The same as masturbation

It's not cheating if she's doing it for you, right? [Loud Audio]

It just hits the spot.

It makes perfect sense

Better if you don't think about it.

Not exactly in the job description.

His pillow

Wife wore the blindfold for you.