Just kissing...

Other people's showers are weird.

She didn't lie. Letting her ex fuck her tight ass does not qualify

She's just taking care of them!

"Plus, he must have really NEEDED it..."

How can you deny him a perfect fit?

If she says she loves you...

The same as masturbation

It's not cheating if she's doing it for you, right? [Loud Audio]

It just hits the spot.

It makes perfect sense

Better if you don't think about it.

Not exactly in the job description.

His pillow

Wife wore the blindfold for you.

He's a personal trainer, he's not doing anything unprofessional

Finding those loopholes

Zombie Nurse

When she says he’s just a friend for work, this is what’s

No reason to think it's not you!

"It's just dancing classes baby, is not cheating! What? Oh, that

Turns out your girlfriend really likes being choked...

I wasnt cheating!!!

Perfectly defendable actions, right?

Out of excuses, would you have any?

Famous camping trip...

Teasing != Cheating

Takes training.

Your wife works as a medical assistant for NBA athletes. One

She had to make it up to him somehow

She went to watch Netflix.

Ruined Surprise

She's A Keeper

Just a Workout, it's not her fault he panicked and had to think

Torture.

She didn't touch him...

They do it for you

"It's not like we're having sex or anything, it's not like you're

The gambling type.

Thinking of you.

Film project

Takes two to cheat, and he didn't mean to.

No Nips, No Cheating

Your girlfriend has a problem (Part 1/2)

They make her feel young again

She Had a Valid Excuse

She just wanted him to prove it!

The spooky ghost