Luckily for her, threesomes don't count as cheating

Acting fast!

My new roommate is great... She believes whatever I say

Fabric Softener

Common interest

Quarantine: All the gyms are shut, but luckily your neighbour

I was really late to our anniversary dinner

She'd never cheat on you... right?

Purely by chance she sent you out to get a huge list of groceries

It's not her fault you misunderstood

Quarantine: Your girlfriend is always happy to give others sex

I love gullible women...

You bought your girl a massage and this won’t be the last one

Girlfriend Making Breakfast For Your Friends

Just cleaning up...

Gotta test it out!

Convincing friend

Stretched Holes

Just the warm-up.

Exercise motivation

She did say "inside."

... if she's technically right

It was just an audition, nothing more!

"It was just a casually friendly anal, babe. It's like I'm having

Nothing happened trust me

It's not even going in really

I'm not a cheater

Your Little Brothers Birthday Present Finale

I'm not sure if my wife is a whore or just really kind hearted?..

Accidentally loyal

Low on fluids.

No penetration? Not cheating.

Investing in your future is not cheating

Girlfriend Shaved for You!

Lots of trial... And error.

She never even took her underwear off.

It's called a medical procedure, dumbass.

Free drinks!

That's what cheat day is FOR, right?

She's making sure you can keep playing

Not cheating if she isn't herself

Just sending over the menu

Your girlfriend doesn't see her FWB as cheating...

She couldn't get reported!

Honey, I just kept him company since he's been having problems

Playing isn't cheating

Loyal Girlfriend

Hard at work...