Not cheating... Yet.

Not cheating until...

Not cheating if you got dog.

That's not cheating, is it?

Not cheating if she isn't herself

It's not cheating if you don't suck on it

Not cheating right?

It's not cheating if, it's part of your job description

It's not a secret because it isn't cheating, it just never came

See? Not cheating!

It's not cheating if you're witnessing her sluttiness.

Sharing secrets with your daughter's girlfriend is just a bonding

It's not cheating to ask for fashion advice...