[26] when the wife isn’t up for anal so you have to improvise

Dad made a mess

32M, I've GROWN to love working from home...

That moment when you lean back in a chair on two legs and start

Number of days without a sexual incident at work: 0 🤠🍺

Is it hypnotic?🤠🍺

Make yourself at home 🤠🍺

Hold your beer by the neck and your liquor by the ears 🤠🍺

(38) bringing my favorite toy to show and tell

If you see me on the street don’t be shy 🤠🍺

(49) In the Shower

“I believe in … the small of a woman’s back,… and long,

could use a mouth/hole