"That was good, but try to last longer next time..."

Swallow your yummy cummies.

Handpump lasts forever.

Porn turned you into a fleshlight.

Find security at the end of a cock.

Pornography will consume you.

Find your happy place.

Braindead for big cock.

Masturbate your life away.

Porn is holy.

Go slow.

There is no such thing as too much porn.

"Shut up and let Mommy edge you..."

Go harder for Porn this weekend.

You weren't built to compete.

Dream about cum.

Weekends are for the whores.

"Come on Pumpy! Keep up!"

Feed your addictions.

"Hey Babe...working on my thesis...love you ttyl"

Anal...it's for everyone.

Break your brain.

This is your brain on Porn.

Rub some Porn onto your brain.

Give in to Porn induced orgasm.

Do you?

Replace brain cells with cum.

You are being reprogrammed.

How are you going to deepen your Porn addiction next year?

Melt your gooner mind.

Spend the day wearing panties.

Share joy, spread Porn.

Do you have a girl's name yet?

Take time for yourself.

Embrace cock worship.

Never forget your first Bully.

Hormone therapy looks good on you.

Porn in, brain out.

Encourage brainwashing.

Consider hormones.

Replace brain cells with filth.

Make friends in the community.

Be consistent with your gooning.

Work on your head technique.

Submission is automatic.

Porn addiction is the best decision you've made.

Porn is pumping you full of good feelings.

Let's limit your orgasms.