Normalize Pornosexuality.
Fit more Porn into your life.
"Oh...you're still a virgin?"
Let's goon the day away.
Grateful for cummies.
Porn always hits the spot.
"Two edgies...no cummies..."
Porn education is sex education.
Use Porn to self-medicate.
"He's so fucked up on all the poppers!"
"Aww...does Pumpy like being touched?"
Help your friends help themselves.
You're his bride.
Use Porn to escape.
Don't run from who you really are.
Worship at the altar.
Addicted to cummies.
Consume more seed.
Get filthy this weekend.
You have a girl's mouth.
"You're still a virgin? I mean...this is what a pussy looks like..."
Replace intimacy with Pornography.
Lost? Turn towards Porn.
Stimulate.
Texting him back was the best thing your wife ever did.
Relax, it's Sunday.
Boobies make your brain pop.
"I have a lot of online friends!"
You're going to feel even girlier tomorrow.
Life is short, keep gooning.
Porn worship is Cock worship.
You're having too much fun to ever quit.
"I'm sucking his dick..."
Do you have a Goon Mommy?
Life is so much better as a girl.
Braindead for boobies.
Find your happy place.
"You're doing great..."
"Fine..."
Masturbate like nobody is watching.
Relax and let Porn take over.
Relapse for bimbo boobies.
Don't waste a single drop.
You see the world through a girl's eyes.
You don't need college.
Invest in your training.
"I don't care...he needs to relapse..."