a real pain...
People you trust
Hard-working
She submitted this to /r/gaming while her boyfriend was playing
Look how confident and playful they get when they start absorbing
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Is your boyfriend this big?
New Clients
Date a fat girl they said. They are more loyal and won't cheat.
This happens every year during Spring Break
GF not coming home tonight
Sorry if the sheets are dirty, we might've spilled some ice cream.
Many married women have a "work husband" which allows them to
Study Buddy
He's going to empty his massive balls inside your ovulating girlfriend.
You have a bigger ass and a shaved pussy, just take her man.
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Hiking with cousin Mike on the weekend is family bonding time.
Mommy needed to release some stress.
"Don't read the stupid captions on reddit, babe. Most girls on
Biggest Raise
Female promiscuity levels have tripled since 2008.
"Do you have to get back to your fat wife and kids or can you
When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts
You know the answer, ask her anyway.
"It doesn't count I was drunk"
Your girlfriend loves to cheat more than she could ever love
"It was just happy hour, don't be so jealous. You act like my
Caught wife with a BBC in the shower
Precisely four minutes after reaching out to her friend, you
no it's not, we're just playing
Cute sleepy head feminist girlfriend vs. Horny, aggressive alpha
Your girlfriend had more unprotected sexual partners in 1 month
Am I bigger than your boyfriend?
Ooo yeah sorry dude, she said she needed some real dick. I was
Nothing to worry about
"You think you're all that, but your husband is mine, sweetie."
They met 8 months ago and his 8 inch cock has been belching thick
Best Secretary
Spilled drink (cheating)
Can you make sure my wife's needs are met? I'll be back in a
Don’t worry, I put my name in her phone as “Best dick of
Coffee with an old friend
Your wife said she was working late again but she was just meeting
Your wife changes the sheets everyday. Obviously it's because
I just can’t stop fucking this cock, I hope your understand
The apology helps, right?
"Just friends"
