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can you swallow it whole?
notgayporn by BakFtta1235O
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How to wait in line like a gentleman
When You Stub Your Toe On The Bed.
When you're captured by pirates and anxiously watch crew scrub
I got to taste the cookie dough
When your bro whispers philosophy to your ear..
When you have to waterboard an enemy agent, but there is no water...
When your bro insists that his toes crack in a suspicious way,
When You’re Trying To Ride Out The Earthquake With Your Bro.
Tragically getting strangled to death in your sleep
When Your Friend Tries To Give You CPR But Doesn't Realize You're
When you realize you left your earbuds at work.
My tailor trying to fit me into my new dress pants
Nothing to see here, just a gym bro trying the new plank thingy