Gonna make a salad
When your bro whispers philosophy to your ear..
Fuck my leg is going numb again
When you kept asking for a lower price for the suit and the sales
When The Priest Has To Remove His Vestments To Complete The Exorcism
When You’re Trying To Ride Out The Earthquake With Your Bro.
Tragically getting strangled to death in your sleep
You wanna go to bed? You have a better game in the bed? Alright
The Doctor requested an ultrasound, kidney stones maybe?
When you're looking after a vomiting friend
Such a selfless friend, sucking out the snake bite venom to save
When your bro insists that his toes crack in a suspicious way,
After You Finish The Best Cinnabon.
When you have no idea how to fix your electricity but still try
I tried to make it seasonal.
You're crying from all the stress when a coworker comes to say
When your friend is missing the best part of the YouTube video
After AC cools the car down
Poor guy can't take it anymore
How to wait in line like a gentleman
waking up with allergies
When You Step On A LEGO
I got to taste the cookie dough
Nothing to see here, just a gym bro trying the new plank thingy
“GETTING HELP TO STRETCH IS VERY IMPORTANT” …
About to apply the aloe vera 🥵
When you have to waterboard an enemy agent, but there is no water...
When you worry there's a fly
When you're captured by pirates and anxiously watch crew scrub
Trying to sleep on the top bunk of a bedcar in a train
When your buddy fell in a bear trap and you try to cut it open,
Trying to stay awake during class on a Monday
When you’re trying to eat out of a broken ice cream machine
My tailor trying to fit me into my new dress pants
When you ate your coworker’s lunch and they wanted it back
When you teach your bro to dribble so he can be part of the team
when you're gettin' freaky then the pizza guy arrives
When You Stub Your Toe On The Bed.
When you keep forgetting to take your multivitamins so a good
Brushing against a stinging nettle 👀
He’s talking about pizzas right?
When your friends are fighting and you’re caught in the middle
Trying to keep your finger in the dike and wondering when will
In hot ass Texas, waiting for AAA to tow your car
When your friend tries to force their veganism on you
When you're having motion sickness on a yatch and your dad is
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated
When at a friend's house and his mom gives him a beating
