MRW I’m a model (F22) and the camera man zooms in on my ass

MRW an NSFW Gif has no boobs

MRW an NSFW gif has no boobs

Gotta look out for your homies

MRW my wife asks me why I wait to poop until I get to work

MRW My cochlear implant is turned on for the first time.

MRW I ask my dad what the chores are for today and it's fall

MRW the person on the other side of the glory hole keeps going

MRW I finish my speech to the Cumbox fanclub.

MRW I built my house on a minefield because whenever somebody

MRW I’m new to the pornography world and I’ve been shooting

MRW I have night terrors, and need to cuddle away the fear with

MRW someone doesn't tag their post NSFW and I see a thumbnail

After a long business trip and seeing my wife… (the kids are

[NSFW]MRW a filthy bandit on a horse steals my gold-stuffed pouch,

MRW I eat Chipotle and after I agree to anal with my boyfriend

My Wife’s Reaction when she finds out she’s not pregnant

MRW I’m a discount superhero with the power to summon thots

MRW I'm trying to decide whether to include sketch comedy shows

MRW I remember the pink ones are for the asshole

MRW I'm an architect who hated another architect because he got

MRW I'm a tailor and I make some nifty suits for some dudes but

What I’m thinking when a woman says ‘Do you mind? My face

MRW my wife agrees to anal

MRW I realize I forgot to log out of my main and into my alt

MRW my friend sees me in line at the semen donation clinic, and

MFW my wife pulls that dildo out of her ass

MRW I'm super turned on by clowns but all I can get him to do

MRW me and the girlfriend and getting busy on the couch, but

MRW I hit the Human Torch with my car

MRW I have to hide the fact that I don't want to go to school

MRW my stepdaughter is in med school, and saves the family money

MRW I finally feel what's it like to be fisted

My wife's reaction when we've been doing it all day because she's

MRW my friend is trying some new keto diet and I support him

MRW I see the sub is open so I can incorrectly post a bunch of

[NSFW]MRW I'm going down on my girl and she gets her period and

[NSFW] MRW all world powers and people have been transformed

MRW it's not even 25% into No Nut 2020 and I'm rethinking if

MRW I learned how to walk by playing QWOP but I'm also being

MRW I finally popped that zit behind my ear

MRW I forget that I ate some beets earlier

MRW I wake up with a centipede on my face and it lands on the

MRW Im creepin on the ships counselor

MRW I'm Slink's bottom half from Toy Story, and while Slink's

MRW I hear the Star Spangled Banner.

Reddit’s reaction when a madman has a gun to my head and says

MRW I decide to hire a candidate for my plant nursery where we