original post: https://redd.it/bsgpo8
Woman stabs a man, then pretends to be the victim when the cops arrive
iamatotalpieceofshit by Hitokage_Tamashi
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When I started watching porn, I wish I was the guy in them. Now
[eyecontact]Erin Moriarty pretends to be the right girl, but
My girlfriend mentioned she might be bi so I decided to surprise
I always knew my boyfriend wasn’t the man he pretended to be.
[reddit] I’d love to be the victim of someone’s hyperspermia
Would you like to be the first to see me arrive?
Would you like to be the first to see me arrive daddy?