original post: https://redd.it/ssx4bq
Why gift you chocolates and roses when you can get this Instead ?
broslikeus by Justinm907
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Why would I do college work when I could fuck her instead...π
Why just f*ck your wallet when I can f*ck you BOTH π
Why pull it to the side when you can do this? π
Why do squats at the gym when I can do this instead? π
Why choose between tits and ass when I can give you the best
Why would you ever jack off when I could suck your dick instead
Why would you ever jack off when you could do this insteadβ¦
Why do you need dinner when you have me to eat instead?