original post: https://redd.it/ssjcm1
I truly wish I’d met him when he was single & I was sober, but I guess I’ll have to settle for these memories instead. 😔
Spanking by KodaBear0107
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Met a boy today i wish i could [f]uck, but i’ll have to strip
I really wish it was you spitting on me but I guess I’ll have
You already bought a house on mortgage on her name. Guess you’ll
What did you think? That this goddess was going to show you her
I apologize reddittors, I could not come up with a smart title
I think I'm going to have to settle for this cucumber :(
I have a fantasy to fuck a redditor, but I guess this will have
I don’t have a BF to send nudes to so I guess I’ll have to