What does a man with morning wood do when he wakes up and sees

Too small ?

Do you like my new little shorts? ;)

Use my ass as you wish

Too big or just right?

I want you to tongue fuck it

Can I interest you in some booty meat?

This whooty is made for bouncing

Phat whooties twerk best

on or off?

Thought I would perk up you day with my big goth ass

probably you will need two hands to handle it