It was so hot today, my bud said he would spray me down to cool

My bully said he would fuck my daughter. I told him he can dream

after buying steroids for the basketball season I couldnt pay

[F] He said he would buy me coffee if I showed him my tits 🤷🏼‍♀️

he said he’d give me an A if he could give me the D

My life couldn’t get any worse! My dumbass roommate slipped

My coach said he would teach me about positions...

Going through an economic recession means that even if you're

My boss said he’d give me a raise if I show him my body

My teacher said he'd give me good grades if I dressed like this

My professor said he'd give me an A if I gave him my A

He said he would give me a surprise after our date