It doesn't count if your heels stay on, sweetie.

If you don't take it to the balls it doesn't count 😉

Found a small dick to use in public, if it's smaller it doesn't

If I’m your girlfriend, it doesn’t count as rape btw.

It Doesn’t count as incest if there’s no penetration

It Doesn’t count as incest if there’s no penetration

My rule: Balls-deep or it doesn't count as a blowjob 🍆🍆

If your dick isn’t in your hand now then what are u doing

Your girlfriend says that titty fucking your bully doesn't count

i almost came in my flat cage from anal, but it doesn't count

It doesn't count if it happens in the club

If it happened in Vegas.. it doesn’t count as incest