My birthday and Christmas is this month dumbass and I won't be

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

Take a seat I’ll take care of you

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

My lunch date cancelled but I took care of things myself

Daddy your dicks hard, come with me and I’ll take care of that

Take me out for dinner and I'll take care of you when we come

My roommate says he’ll take care of my rent this month

My husband loves when other guys take care of my boobs, his favorite

Sorry your wife is tired. Lay back and I’ll take care of those