GF not coming home tonight

Time to stop looking at captions and start listening to Mother

When you come home drunk and smelly and your boyfriend starts

When he's not home, send me snaps of how wet you are!

I drove you home like a gentleman, and I fucked you in your husband's

Working from home

Your new neighbour is into magic, so you asked her to show you

He's been such a sweetheart lately that I decided to reward him

With my husband working long hours during the day, and our neighbour

Just something to text you during your workday sweetheart 💋

You know better than to bring pretty girls home to daddy, sweetheart

When I get home from being a sweetheart good girl all day it