original post: https://redd.it/smrsdo
I can’t figure out why, but my thoughts are especially X-rated today. I think it’s your fault. ;(
JizzedToThiss by Esmergf
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It's about 7 inches long, any mathematicians who figure out how
Can't figure out why I've been sitting here giggling and farting
Always wake up smiling, I think it's your fault ❤️😍🤤
All the guys on my dorm floor love me, but I can’t figure out
I can’t figure out why, but my thoughts are especially X-rated
My neighbors keep spying on me, I can't figure out why :)
Most guys can’t tell me my eye color but I can’t figure out
Caught a few stares during my run. Can’t figure out why
I'm finding all my dates seem to end like this but can't figure
My content may be innocent, but my thoughts are anything but.