"If we're gonna do this, get that shit off"

Because size matters.

Best Secretary

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Hiking with cousin Mike on the weekend is family bonding time.

Your girlfriend and roommate bonded

Should have listened the first time.

He's going to empty his massive balls inside your ovulating girlfriend.

no it's not, we're just playing

Oh he isn't home yet... hmm that sucks...

Got to love nights like these

Your girl cheats on you but at least she has a condom rule....sometimes.