Trying to put on a show [F]

It takes so long to put on pants 😩

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _________

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _________

Forgot to put on pants this morning

Forgot to put on pants this morning

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _________

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _________

Finish the Sentence: I was going to put on pants but _________

I forget how fat my ass is until I try to put my pants on

Trying to put on a show tonight

Ever have a dream where you forget to put on pants before going