You know your girl needs this

You know your day is conflicted when you're wearing pajamas and

You know your a beta when the only time she gets on her knees

You know your boobs are big when the whole camera shakes when

You know your handjob was good when there's a lake of cum on

You knew your wife was way out of your league so when she brought

you always bragged in class about how your mom was the hardest

Your new year’s resolutions will happen if you bury your face

Your new year’s resolutions will happen if you bury your face

Your new year’s resolutions will happen if you bury your face

You know your pathetic little shrimp dick could never satisfy

You know your girl is a keeper when she jerks you off into her