Count Furcula was gonna have a threesome but then he got high

Does this count? I was hoping she would keep playing, but then

I found a cock ring on my porch and had no clue where it came

Got into it rather quick

Was going to post this yesterday, but then I got high

My parole officer said he would knock some time off if I quit

At first I was a little embarrassed, but then I got into the

Was getting dressed to go out but then I got all distracted;)

Was getting dressed to go out but then I got all distracted;)

She thought it was just a costume party, but it was so much more!

It’s too hot for pants but then I got horny…

Was gonna shave but remembered you guys love hair