When you got home from work crying about how mean Tyrone was

Was gonna wear this into Ren [F]aire when the site director stopped

Your wife was tired of being unsatisfied. Your sister helped

YOU were stroking one out to Jynx Maze. YOU were about to blow

When the Great Shift hit you were worried you'd have to cancel

"Your gf doesnt even have to know" but it was too late, your

Your friend always told you your sister was a hoe but you never

You thought it was just a joke when the Succubus said if you

The sun was setting, and the two girls were out for a walk in

The celebrity was known for her wild and risqué behavior, but

The sun was shining brightly as the MILF stepped out of her car.

The night was long and plenty of drinks were involved, but I