Just got home for the worst date of my life. Guess I'll just

The best decision of my life was to buy this toy

You failed your biology exam and during parents teacher meeting

Mom insisted I never go to school or work horny. She did get

Never go to work meetings with a bra on

Never go to work meetings with a bra on

A few months ago I tried to sign up to a bodyswap club. But I

please don’t fuse explosive barrels with spear based weapons,

Best decision of my life was to become a gymnast

Never start a conversation with a non competitive pokemon fan,

The best decision of my life was to buy this toy

The best decision of my life was to buy this toy